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CopsOnFireWithErections CopsOnFireWithErections

Rated 5 / 5 stars

what the fuck....

i... you... wh....
*falls over and presumably dies*



desert. desert.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

you sir, are an asshole.

and i mean it in the best possible way. really. xD
the flash was the "heh..." worthy kind.
your comments on some of the people's comments, however, are not XD


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Dot Dot Dot - Animated Dot Dot Dot - Animated

Rated 5 / 5 stars

epic!

this is the most epic thing i've heard all this week.
DMacDouble could easily be a great anime villain JUST for that voice.


Recent Game Reviews


Archer Heroes Archer Heroes

Rated 1 / 5 stars

This review is after playing about 20 minutes of the game.

Let's first focus on the good parts of the game, which aren't many of:
The controls: It's an archery game so expecting an amazing set of controls, although, it'd be nice if the guy remembered the angle of the last shot. It's not something you HAVE to have in your archery game, but it'd be nice to have.

The AI: To be perfectly honest, most of the time it's completely retarded. I'm not sure if it's intentionally missing its shots or not, but MOST of the time it's not much of a threat. MOST of the time, but more on that later.

The story: It's a bit... odd... but ok, I suppose? I don't have much to say on the topic of the story, other than the occasional odd spelling choices and wanting to punch the main hero in the face for screaming "yyyuuuuumiiiiiiii" on the topic of apples, and consuming about five or seven of them in one go. Afterwards proceeding to consume (?) three birds and three wild boars... I'm slightly curious what happened to those... does he just leave the corpses to rot there?

And now for the bad parts
The mechanics: You can't move your view around and you always get the first shot, or so you think... that first shot is always wasted on what I began to call a "scout arrow", an arrow to see where the targets are on the map and how many of them. Why the "how many of them" part? Because the game, in at least 3 levels told me there are 0/0 targets, while there were quite a bit more. Also, Your health doesn't matter. Regardless of how much HP you have, you get shot, you die, while your enemies can occasionally survive more than one shot if your damage isn't up to par.

The scream thing: MAKE IT STOP! Dear lord, it may just be the most annoying sound I've ever heard in my entire life! There are other reasons I hate that sound, but I prefer to not post them here...


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Pretentious Game 2 Pretentious Game 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

it's a parody of that other game... quantum chamber or whatever it's called, isn't it?



Shop Empire Shop Empire

Rated 5 / 5 stars

my bathroom was robbed...

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY TAKE?!


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Recent Audio Reviews


Elements Of Sublimity Elements Of Sublimity

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow....

it's beautiful.
i have no words.... i'm having goosebumps every 10 seconds or so....
this is beyond epic


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Evil-Dog's Outbreak + Convo Evil-Dog's Outbreak + Convo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

epic timing o.o

did you practice to say it the way you did?
you managed to say it in such a way it REALLY flowed (sp?) with the music.
seriously dude. EPIC timing. Holywood-epic timing.


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Kalcaman responds:

No lie dude, that was my first take xD

thanks for the compliment!


krachmaninoff-downdowndown krachmaninoff-downdowndown

Rated 5 / 5 stars

nicely done

this is exactly what i feel classic rock should be!
awesome job!


Recent Art Reviews


Courage the Cowardly Dog Courage the Cowardly Dog

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The things i do for love....

Jeez, now i feel old!
damn you.


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